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Jaaaaast (Just) Said...

1. When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half2. Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.3. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.4. Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'5. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.6. The road to success is always under construction.7. I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!8. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.9. Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film. 10. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.11. Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.12. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork .13. The hardest part of skating is the ice.14. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he …

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