Peg After Peg...

This is one really Hilarious one. I had come across this one a few years ago, among the deluge of forwards. And it got lost in the same deluge. Today a friend sent this one again and I thought I should preserve it.After all "Laughter is the Best medicine" and anything that helps you laugh in today's world should be treasured.So Here Goes...

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Peg After Peg

 

I never take risk  while drinking

 

When I come from office in the evening, wife is  cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter  the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is  looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I  never take a risk

 

I take out the glass from the rack above the old  sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the  rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj  is giving a smile

 

I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting  potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

 

I:  Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be  that lucky. Still they are looking
out for her

 

I again come out; there  is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while  taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above  sink
Quickly enjoy one peg

 

Wash the bottle and keep it in the  sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware  of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

 

I: But still I think chopra's  daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs  old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

 

I again  take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has  automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy  one peg in the sink

 

Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in  the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep
it in the black  cupboard

 

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is  aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

 

I: (getting angry) you  call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I
will cut your  tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit  quietly...

 

I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black  cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is  giving a smile

 

Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is  aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

 

I: (laughing) So chopra  is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your  face...

 

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove  is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room  outside

 

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But  none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes  a risk

 

chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the  photo and laughing
Becoz I never take what???